is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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