Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
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