Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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