Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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