did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Randomize
