One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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