oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Let's paint friendship bongs
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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