there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You were trust falling into bushes
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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