Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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His hands were made for my vagina.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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