I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
This house was built for laser tag.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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