walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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