I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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