so explain again why im purple
no
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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