I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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