I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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