Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I am full of burrito and curiosity
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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