I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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