My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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