office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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