They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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