No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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