after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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