Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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