No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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