just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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