I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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