I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
We are all done wearing pants today
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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