the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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