Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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