yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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