I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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