fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Quick, to the slutcave!
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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