Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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