Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Randomize
