susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I need to sanitize my soul.
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I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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