talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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