He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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