You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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