there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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