her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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