But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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