im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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