Well douche your snatch and let's go!
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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