Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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