They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
When are your genitals available?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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