im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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