Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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