I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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