You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Randomize
