Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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