She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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