So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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