plz talk dirty to me
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
false alarm, still single
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