Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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